Matt's comment on my previous post got me thinking about some more strange things 'wot' are said in this part of the world.
Here's a few to be going on with:
When referring to dodgy market traders:
"H/She’s as sleazy as a cows udder."
Boasting about the undoable:
"If tha can do that I can knit fog."
Q. How do I look?
A. A mon (man) on a mad horse wouldn’t notice you.
Or if your legs were a bit bent: You couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel (narrow passageway between buildings).
Anyone got any strange saying from their neck of the woods?